artblog laughs a little, cries a little for another year in artland and hereby hands out some awards and marks some passages.
Awards
Tim Hawkinson for president. Here's his campaign poster.
Christo and Jeanne-Claude for co-vice presidents.
Best retirement news.Ed Sozanski retires from the Inquirer Worst retirement news.Ed Sozanski retires from the Inquirer artblog trifecta award. Zoe Strauss gets arrested, delivers feminine hygiene products to the ladies on the Gulf Coast post-Katrina, and gets into the Whitney Biennial 2006. We don't think the three events are connected but are connecting them here.
artblog stalking victims: Zoe Strauss Hermann Nitsch Rob Matthews
Hump the column award:Andrea Fraser critiques Bilbao in "Frank's Big Fish."
Damp hankie award: Saga of Chuck and Iris, our own New Orleans Katrina victims
Damp hankie art junkie award: Kisses to Brent Burket, artblog New York correspondent, who's unafraid to weep at the sight of beauty, and who tells us all about it. Here's one of his great posts.
The reaches-the-edge-of-the-paper award:Randall Sellers for the first time expands beyond one inch of dead center and makes another stunning jewel.
Sink or swim award:Sink magazine which sank as far as we can tell.
The whazzup award: City Paper seems to drop the ball on visual arts coverage.
Whazzup award runner-up: Inquirer limits Friday Weekend section art reviews to two shorties.
We don't get it award. Friends of Barnes who keep sending us press releases about ways to keep the Barnes in Lower Merion.
New talent we like: Ianthe Jackson Althea Murphy-Price Nick Lenker Sarah Stolfa Alex da Corte Nick Paparone and Jamie Dillon Andrew Prayzner Walter Benjamin Smith 2 Matt Bollinger
Best performance by a painter in a gallery:Rah Crawford saws up a painting he didn't sell, at Qbix Gallery.
Best transformation of a mountain into a boulder: Nick Paparone and Jamie Dillon'sEverest which became the grafitti boulder in the Ben Franklin 300th anniversary show at Nexus.
Best Santa look-alike making Satanic cult art:Hermann Nitsch. Yuck.
Best curatorial conceit: The Riley show-- Daniel Dalseth's pairing of Sean Riley and Enrico Riley in "Polar/Solar" at Pageant Gallery.
Snowbird award: Seraphin Gallery sells nine drawings from its off-season show, "Out of Line," and then Tony Seraphin tells artblog he's giving up on Philadelphia and might move his gallery to Florida.
Best bee show:Aaron Levy's disquisition on the archive, which sticks like honey to our brains. (In case you're wondering, we heard that Slought will not fold its tent after five years, as originally planned by the gang of three, Levy, Oswaldo Romberg and Jean-Pierre Rabate.)
Double indemnity award:Jane Irish'sOperation RAW which retried the Vietnam War and declared it guilty.
Best meat cleaver art in the city:Barry Le Va at the ICA.
Best Canadian stoner art:Rodney Graham also at the ICA. We didn't think we would, but we loved it, and some of us have never even been to Canada.
artblog suggests Pew winners before the fact: Samantha Simpson Terry Adkins Paul Santoleri Nadia Hironaka Rain Harris Shelley Spector Roxana Peres-Mendez
New curatorial energy awards: Robert Cozzolino at PAFA Amy Lipton at Abington
PMA double daily double award: four snappy curators Carlos Basualdo and Robert Storr, Michael Taylor and Kate Ware
RIP Gilbert Building: The Convention Center expansion is killing 1315 Cherry St., Philadelphia's only stacked art-gallery building, leaving FWM, Vox, Asian Arts, Highwire and several artists homeless.
Grants, in case you forgot: Guggenheim for Judith Schaechter Anonymous was a Woman grant to Sarah McEneaney
Pews fellowships went to: Astrid Bowlby Gerald Cyrus, Jr. Melissa Ho Zoe Strauss Barbara Attie and Janet Goldwater Pablo Colapinto Cheryl Hess Filmon Mebrahtu Joshua Mosley
Skowhegan residencies for Philly artists: Rachel Frank Ana Hernandez Isaac Lin Jennifer Macdonald Binod Shrestha Jessica Slaven Jina Valentine